horrifying MSN conversations

omg. the worse msn i have ever had was tonight. these are what i picked out of the convo with others

(as you recall, there was some rumours between gary goh zhonghan and fiona ho foongming. so there.)


jeanfiona. says: [foongmin]
haha i shall go talk to gary now (smiley x 4)

— lee says: [yuming]
gary so hawt

既然会结束又何必开始？ 我没有勇气去面对 says: [mannying]
gary so hot that even i want to talk to him. dying to talk to him

jeanfiona. says: [foongming]
why'd mannying say that lah

jeanfiona. says: [foongming]
snatch my gary

Caresse Sur L'océan. lovely song. says: [pauline]
gary is the hot guy in town now


(my nick was changed to "GARY you are so hot that everyone is dying to talk to you! ")


jeanfiona. says: [foongming]
haiya gary didnt reply me

jeanfiona. says: [foongming]
so bad lor. bet he dumped me away ah.

GARY you are so hot that everyone is dying to talk to you! says: [sylvia]
change nick!

jeanfiona. says: [foongming]
haha u want me to change to that nick?

jeanfiona. says: [foongming]
hahaha okay

(so foongming changed her nick too and she talked to maria)


GARY you are so hot that everyone is dying to talk to you! says: [foongming]
seh kia is eeloong?

GARY you are so hot that everyone is dying to talk to you! says: [foongming]
ehhh cannot!

GARY you are so hot that everyone is dying to talk to you! says: [foongming]
eeloong is mine!


(so i talked to her after maria told me and i changed my nick)


i am sylvia and i love to limsimiteh says: [sylvia]
you want him right

GARY you are so hot that everyone is dying to talk to you! says: [foongming]
just take

GARY you are so hot that everyone is dying to talk to you! says: [foongming]
haha nooo dun want

i am sylvia and i love to limsimiteh says: [sylvia]
haha

i am sylvia and i love to limsimiteh says: [sylvia]
take

GARY you are so hot that everyone is dying to talk to you! says: [foongming]
i take hotter ones

GARY you are so hot that everyone is dying to talk to you! says: [foongming]
like uh... yu ming!


(if that isnt enough, there is more!!! she talked to maria again)


GARY you are so hot that everyone is dying to talk to you! says: [foongming]
hahaha riiight

GARY you are so hot that everyone is dying to talk to you! says: [foongming]
eh... i want mingshu!

GARY you are so hot that everyone is dying to talk to you! says: [foongming]
hahaha yes!

HCIV'06: Aux] -Neojr4- -=/ SehKia <3 SehBu /=- Welcome to the comedity. Don't step on the penguin. (Drunk on info) says: [maria]
Seh Kia
Yuming


HCIV'06: Aux] -Neojr4- -=/ SehKia <3 SehBu /=- Welcome to the comedity. Don't step on the penguin. (Drunk on info) says: [maria]
AAAaaannndddd

HCIV'06: Aux] -Neojr4- -=/ SehKia <3 SehBu /=- Welcome to the comedity. Don't step on the penguin. (Drunk on info) says: [maria]
Caimingshu the airport control tower!


confused? no? nvm. take it as another thing to niao. (: cheers
<333333 sylviaaaaaaaaaa

And no, Gary. Muslims and Porcines just don't mix

Update: FireToad will be back soon with more DotA 7.1 in Chapter 3: Dinnee w'Jaryer - The Nova of Casa

DotA v7.1: Chapter 2 Patch 1.10 by FireToad

Aever Lianlee - The Canteen Camper

Sent to our dimension as a spy to sow the seeds of invasion from the demonic plane of How-Gung, Aever Lianlee’s sole mission was to soften and undermine our defences for total subjugation. Since taking on a human disguise however, she/he/it/?? (currently acknowledged as somewhat feminine) discovered the sacred wonders of food. Sidetracked from her original task, she now fights for the glory of breakfast, lunch, dinner and all the snacks in between, as well as the occasional edible creep that she chances upon. Opponents and allies alike are also advised not to stare into the skewed features that resemble a face for health and safety reasons.

Range: 125 | Move Speed: 300 | Primary: STR
Str: 49 + 5 | Agi: 22 + 1.3 | Int: 10+ 3
Damage: 68- 72 | HP: 700 | Mana: 100
HP Regen: 5.0 | Mana Regen: 2
Attack Speed: 4.29 (+14% IAS) | Armor: 8.4

Zi Lian (Z)
Aever swings her most *cute* gaze to face a certain direction. The mere sight of such a horrendous visage being brought to bear upon them is more than enough to make the bravest of heroes, as well as nearby allies, freeze in their tracks.
Level 1 - Stuns all enemies in a line for 1.0 seconds, does damage equal to 3 times opponents’ intelligence.
Level 2 - Stuns all enemies in a line for 1.5 seconds, does damage equal to 4.5 times opponents’ intelligence.
Level 3 - Stuns all enemies in a line for 2.0 seconds, does damage equal to 6 times opponents’ intelligence.
Level 4 - Stuns all enemies in a line for 2.5 seconds, does damage equal to 8 times opponents’ intelligence.
Mana Cost: 80
Cooldown: 20

Lunchtime (C)
When Aever gets hungry, anything goes. Enemy creeps, friendly creeps, or an ally’s chicken… even Rosshan might be on the menu if he wasn’t made up of some weird indigestible rock. Just… don’t block the canteen steps.
Level 1 - Bites a target unit for 100 damage and returns half that amount as health.
Level 2 - Bites a target unit for 200 damage and returns half that amount as health.
Level 3 - Bites a target unit for 300 damage and returns half that amount as health. Kills aligned creeps in one hit.
Level 4 - Bites a target unit for 450 damage and returns half that amount as health. Kills aligned creeps as well as neutral creeps under level 5 in one hit.
Mana Cost: 100/110/120/130
Cooldown: 25

Recess (R)
It is said the enjoyment of fine dining requires both a pleasant ambience as well as good food. More so when you have a 1-hour break period during which food may be consumed without the legal repercussions of being caught in class stuffing yourself with sandwiches. Listen for the bell.
Level 1 - Lunchtime deals 150% damage. Aever’s attack speed and movement speed increases by 40%. Lasts 25 seconds.
Level 2 - Lunchtime deals 150% damage. Aever’s attack speed and movement speed increases by 50%. Lasts 40 seconds.
Level 3 - Lunchtime deals 150% damage. Aever’s attack speed and movement speed increases by 60%. Lasts 55 seconds.
Level 4 - Lunchtime deals 150% damage. Aever’s attack speed and movement speed increases by 70%. Lasts 70 seconds.
Mana Cost: 125/145/155/165
Cooldown: 120/135/150/170


True Form (F)
By shedding the human guise that has been her shroud on the mortal plane, Aever is able to truly fight without the hominid restraints that have for so long hampered her brutal combat style. The added mass helps with spells too.
Level 1 - +30 bonus strength, 35% damage resistance and 50% spell resistance.
Level 2 - +50 bonus strength, 45% damage resistance and 65% spell resistance.
Level 3 - +70 bonus strength, 60% damage resistance and 80% spell resistance.
Mana Cost: 200/ 220/ 250
Cooldown: 80/70/60

-FireToad

Class Photo

heyy guys.. we will be taking our official class photo on 27/7 which is next thu from 10.10 am - 10.20 am.. n edmund was suggesting we can take our own informal class photo for the blog too.. so maybe juz bring ur cams if u want? =D

wei*

Maria. The new age maid.

Image provided by www.mostwanted123123wantedman.com
Editted by Maria's Boss




.: ExoduS :.

How retards spend their time

Bored.
Are you bored too?

If yes, either 1) Follow this link: Small Town, Big Secret
or 2) Read about the first hero from the upcoming DotA v.7.1 series! (Or do both)

Yangtze Chee - The Mugger

In the beginning there was chaos. Chaos begot knowledge. And knowledge obviously needed a vessel to fill, to praise its omniscience and incorruptibility. So now you know where all that intelligence you deserved disappeared to. Exhibiting psuedo-Omega Level abilities in the fields of programming, chemistry, economics, biology, mathematics and most other aspects of human and natural sciences, Chee's potential for mugging and information processing is currently defined without any foreseeable upper limit. While not technically being able to manipulate energy at the submolecular level per se, he has shown before the ability to rip large quantities of scientific knowledge directly from the primal energy forces that make up the world. When you’ve finished reading this crap, be scared. Be very scared.

Range: 500 | | Move Speed: 420 | Primary: INT
Str: 24 + 2 | Agi: 22 + 1.3 | Int: 152 + 14
Damage: 128 - 135 | HP: 675 | Mana: 1500
HP Regen: 11.0 | Mana Regen: 26.57
Attack Speed: 7.29 (+ 29% IAS) | Armor: 15.4

Mouldy Tome (T)
A cost-effective and efficient method of stunning and poisoning an opponent simultaneously, as well as reducing the size of Chee’s library of old, mouldy books.
Level 1 - Stuns for 1.0 seconds, deals 40 damage, poisons for 20 damage per second for 5 seconds.
Level 2 - Stuns for 1.5 seconds, deals 60 damage, poisons for 30 damage per second for 5 seconds.
Level 3 - Stuns for 2.0 seconds, deals 80 damage, poisons for 40 damage per second for 5 seconds.
Level 4 - Stuns for 2.5 seconds, deals 100 damage, poisons for 50 damage per second for 5 seconds.
Mana Cost: 100
Cooldown: 20

Encephalon (C)
By ripping information out of the primal fabric of nature and forcibly injecting it into a group of opponents, Chee can cause an overload of his opponents’ brains of such a magnitude that those affected are reduced to gibbering wrecks, silencing them. Also disorients at all levels. Doesn't silence item spells.
Level 1 - Deals 75 brain damage, silences and slows by 10% for 1.0 seconds.
Level 2 - Deals 150 brain damage, silences and slows by 15% for 1.5 seconds.
Level 3 - Deals 225 brain damage, silences and slows by 20% for 2.0 seconds.
Level 4 - Deals 300 brain damage, silences and slows by 25% for 2.5 seconds.
Mana Cost: 75/ 80/ 85/ 90
Cooldown: 15

Eideticity (D)
With too much brain space, Chee is able to photographically recall areas of the map he has been to. At higher levels, he gains active temporal vision of the area as well.
Level 1 - Removes shroud from visited areas for 15 seconds, does not update hero positions.
Level 2 - Removes shroud from visited areas for 30 seconds, does not update hero positions.
Level 3 - Removes shroud from visited areas for 45 seconds, can detect heroes.
Level 4 - Removes shroud from visited areas for 60 seconds, can detect heroes.
Mana Cost: N/A
Cooldown: Passive

Seamless Link (E)
When this spell is activated, Chee taps into the collective psyche of all allied heroes, combining everyone’s HP and mana into a gestaltic pool with increased regeneration. The intelligence of all allied heroes is multiplied, and they gain reduced spell cooldown times.
Cooldown does not affect ultimates, nor does the multiplier affect Lagstarr. Nothing multiplied by anything still gives nothing.
Level 1 - 50 HP and mana regeneration per second, intelligence multiplied by 2, 30% cooldown reduction.
Level 2 - 100 HP and mana regeneration per second, intelligence multiplied by 3, 55% cooldown reduction.
Level 3 - 300 HP and mana regeneration per second, intelligence multiplied by 4, 80% cooldown reduction.
Mana Cost: 175/ 225/ 275
Cooldown: 120/110/100

I guess that answers the question in the title... Meh Jason go do the Yangpedia Item Build.

Lagstarr

nice try :)

SCANDALREPORTER RESURRECTS!!!

THE SCANDALREPORTER RETURNS... (actually onli 1 scandal pic... but the rest oso veri SENSATIONAL!!!)

Hm... this one looks interesting... wonder what are they doing... two unfaithful ppl... haha... poor DASAO... and speaking of dasao, look below...

BE FOREWARNED... WARNING: If you are pregnant, weak-hearted, low blood pressure etc, pls safeguard ur life by going to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page and mug along wif edmund...






























Well... Erm... Hm... I'm lost for words... simply [www.everlyn-zilian.com]... 2dae some clever person grabbed dasao's phone... and had the shock of their lives.. omg... these pix are meant to wake u up when doin ur #@%&$#% maths tutorial...















GUESS WHERE'S THIS PLACE??? IT IS THE HOLY PLACE WHERE GUYS MEET URINALS... AND LOOK WHO'S THERE... NO PRIZE FOR GUESSING RIGHT!!!
GOD FORBID!!! for those picking up ur teeth, eyes, or whichever parts of ur body, take your time...

p.s. all above are meant to liven up the mood and haf NO intention to offend anybody... dasao was "patting" me on the back saying good fren... FORGIVE ME!!!

FIFA World Cup 2006

Disgusted.

'nuff sed.

*Edit*
Ne'ermind... great convo material though.
http://blog.wired.com/games/index.blog?entry_id=1518482
*Edit*

HELLO DARLINGS

it's your friendly neighbourhood loanshark/debt collector xlb/cheryl here, aka the treasurer ):!
this is an important message so please read and don't dao ): okay i shall stop abusing the use of ): faces.

firstly (i can use this since it's not an econs essay!!! HAHAHA) remember those nice orange youth day appeal envelopes that they passed out to us with taufik and rui en on them? they're not for you to post letters, contrary to popular belief. only the wonderful and great MITCHELL has passed it back to me, so i'm here to beseech you guys to please put some of your MONEH into that envelope and give it to me on monday. we're already past the deadline which was... today. it's my fault for not reminding you guys so i apologise. i'm sorry~

i need to combine all the money into one envelope and pass it to alicia to give to the GO on monday, so PLEASE bring it! try to give notes, cuz i'm not allowed to hand in coins according to the instructions. *shrugs* maybe it's a ploy to make you give more $$$ but shh.

secondly, our class fund is in a wretched state of $4.90 and we still owe pauline, everlyn and lih hern money. damn, we're rich. pauline and ever have paid 36 bucks for our econs market structure notes, and lih hern paid for the ferrero rocher that we gave to ms wu. and no, i haven't been treating myself to xlb from the class fund ):<

1. most of you have to pay $1 for ms wu's present so we can pay lih hern back
2. bbq money of $6.60 (i'll sms you)
3. notes fund from last term of $5 (i'll sms you)

i know it sucks to be paying money seemingly all the time, but please bear with me! thanks for being co-operative and nice, all of you (: also, another important point to note - when you pass me the money, please make sure that i tick your name off the list, if not i'll end up asking you for money again!

thirdly, i am sorry to report that i will have to start collecting this term's notes fund soon... so enjoy the feeling of money in your wallet while you still can. HEHEHE.

in conclusion,

<33333333
xoxoxox (this is for my bimbo sistah, u know who u r)
cheryl

p.s. the orange envelope is calling. :D

Japanese Food Stall

Dear Students,

Please be informed that Japanese Stall Vendor will be going for
reservist. His stall will be closed from 10 July to 21 July.

Thanks & rgds,
Irene Lee

Why don't they just shut the whole canteen down?

Class Chalet

CHALET DETAILS

Day: 3rd July Mon - 4th July Tues (overnight)

Meeting at: 6pm, Downtown East Check-in Counter

Note: Can sms me (everlyn) anytime for e room number if u'll be joining us late or only on tues.

PRE-CHALET ACTIVITIES

Day: 3rd July Mon

Activity: (2 different activities going on at the same time)
a. Movie- King and the Clown 2.45pm
Meet at: Cineleisure 4th floor, 2.15pm

b. Pool / Another movie
Meet at: Cineleisure 4th floor, 2.15pm