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DotA v7.1: Chapter 2 Patch 1.10 by FireToad

Aever Lianlee - The Canteen Camper

Sent to our dimension as a spy to sow the seeds of invasion from the demonic plane of How-Gung, Aever Lianlee’s sole mission was to soften and undermine our defences for total subjugation. Since taking on a human disguise however, she/he/it/?? (currently acknowledged as somewhat feminine) discovered the sacred wonders of food. Sidetracked from her original task, she now fights for the glory of breakfast, lunch, dinner and all the snacks in between, as well as the occasional edible creep that she chances upon. Opponents and allies alike are also advised not to stare into the skewed features that resemble a face for health and safety reasons.

Range: 125 | Move Speed: 300 | Primary: STR
Str: 49 + 5 | Agi: 22 + 1.3 | Int: 10+ 3
Damage: 68- 72 | HP: 700 | Mana: 100
HP Regen: 5.0 | Mana Regen: 2
Attack Speed: 4.29 (+14% IAS) | Armor: 8.4

Zi Lian (Z)
Aever swings her most *cute* gaze to face a certain direction. The mere sight of such a horrendous visage being brought to bear upon them is more than enough to make the bravest of heroes, as well as nearby allies, freeze in their tracks.
Level 1 - Stuns all enemies in a line for 1.0 seconds, does damage equal to 3 times opponents’ intelligence.
Level 2 - Stuns all enemies in a line for 1.5 seconds, does damage equal to 4.5 times opponents’ intelligence.
Level 3 - Stuns all enemies in a line for 2.0 seconds, does damage equal to 6 times opponents’ intelligence.
Level 4 - Stuns all enemies in a line for 2.5 seconds, does damage equal to 8 times opponents’ intelligence.
Mana Cost: 80
Cooldown: 20

Lunchtime (C)
When Aever gets hungry, anything goes. Enemy creeps, friendly creeps, or an ally’s chicken… even Rosshan might be on the menu if he wasn’t made up of some weird indigestible rock. Just… don’t block the canteen steps.
Level 1 - Bites a target unit for 100 damage and returns half that amount as health.
Level 2 - Bites a target unit for 200 damage and returns half that amount as health.
Level 3 - Bites a target unit for 300 damage and returns half that amount as health. Kills aligned creeps in one hit.
Level 4 - Bites a target unit for 450 damage and returns half that amount as health. Kills aligned creeps as well as neutral creeps under level 5 in one hit.
Mana Cost: 100/110/120/130
Cooldown: 25

Recess (R)
It is said the enjoyment of fine dining requires both a pleasant ambience as well as good food. More so when you have a 1-hour break period during which food may be consumed without the legal repercussions of being caught in class stuffing yourself with sandwiches. Listen for the bell.
Level 1 - Lunchtime deals 150% damage. Aever’s attack speed and movement speed increases by 40%. Lasts 25 seconds.
Level 2 - Lunchtime deals 150% damage. Aever’s attack speed and movement speed increases by 50%. Lasts 40 seconds.
Level 3 - Lunchtime deals 150% damage. Aever’s attack speed and movement speed increases by 60%. Lasts 55 seconds.
Level 4 - Lunchtime deals 150% damage. Aever’s attack speed and movement speed increases by 70%. Lasts 70 seconds.
Mana Cost: 125/145/155/165
Cooldown: 120/135/150/170


True Form (F)
By shedding the human guise that has been her shroud on the mortal plane, Aever is able to truly fight without the hominid restraints that have for so long hampered her brutal combat style. The added mass helps with spells too.
Level 1 - +30 bonus strength, 35% damage resistance and 50% spell resistance.
Level 2 - +50 bonus strength, 45% damage resistance and 65% spell resistance.
Level 3 - +70 bonus strength, 60% damage resistance and 80% spell resistance.
Mana Cost: 200/ 220/ 250
Cooldown: 80/70/60

-FireToad