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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Beware of the ice-cream vending machine!


To those who wonder (like me) if the ice-cream vending machine at the canteen would ever screw up at sucking ice-creams out of the fridge, well it juz did! o.O

aww poor guy he muz haf felt cheated of his money.. lol


wei*

International Talk Like a Pirate Day

Yo ho ho me hearties! It's 2am and I've just been freaked out by a horror story that starts as: Chemistry Revision Questions.

But guess what occasion it is today?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day

Throw off your earthly shackles ye landlubbers. And follow Cap'n Slappy into the dark depths of geek holidays and mental illnesses by talking like a scourge of the seven-point-one-four seas today. There's treasure to be had, teachers to be confused, and mental hospitals to be checked into! Why waste your time, matey? Say "Aaar" now; say it proud, and say it loud. "Aaar!"

Rigging Monkey Mar' Iar
On Behalf of Cap'n Slappy

P.S. Ninja wannabes may apply to make fools of themselves on the 5th of December.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

True Story but with a twist!

This is based on a 'true story'.........it's very touching. U have to read... Enjoy...

A rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a guy who was a cleaner.

When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not like t at all, and so began to protest about it.

Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future. The girl's father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them.

At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home in a local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come back I will allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other truly."

So in this way, their love won and they returned home.

The couple went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was dressed in white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died on the spot. The girl lost her senses. It was only after sometimes that she recovered from her shocked. The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he had died horribly.

Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream.

The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it. Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes which have blood stains immediately.

She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had the same dream she again washed the stains but some still remained.

Next night she again had the same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains, and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained.

She was very tired.In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, someone knocked the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old lady of her dream standing at her door.

She got very scared and fainted. The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue object, which shocked the girl. She asked "What is this...?"

The old lady replied...

"Try DYNAMO Liquid Soap... just a dab and it will remove all stubborn stains!!!" ...............

I know how you all are feeling now... I have been through this too. But don't look at me like that leh... I'm also hunting for the idiot who mailed this to me! Hahahahaha!!*

Friday, September 01, 2006

hiiiiiiii

sorry i hafta push the picture essay down. lol.

ANYWAY, here's the chance to sweat it out after promos!

Festival of sports will be held on 4th, 5th and 6th october, wed to fri. There's no squash :(, but there's volleyball,floorball, table tennis, street soccer, ultimate frisbee and basketball.

there's only vacanies for 9 boys and girls. not 9 girls and 9 boys but 9 ALTOGETHER.

oh pls ask me if there's any questions. heehee. let's do apollo proud!!!! (:

ur lovely pe rep