International Talk Like a Pirate Day

Yo ho ho me hearties! It's 2am and I've just been freaked out by a horror story that starts as: Chemistry Revision Questions.

But guess what occasion it is today?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day

Throw off your earthly shackles ye landlubbers. And follow Cap'n Slappy into the dark depths of geek holidays and mental illnesses by talking like a scourge of the seven-point-one-four seas today. There's treasure to be had, teachers to be confused, and mental hospitals to be checked into! Why waste your time, matey? Say "Aaar" now; say it proud, and say it loud. "Aaar!"

Rigging Monkey Mar' Iar
On Behalf of Cap'n Slappy

P.S. Ninja wannabes may apply to make fools of themselves on the 5th of December.