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DotA v7.1: Chapter 3 by Wiki (Firetoad's been retired!)

Dinnee w'Jaryer - The Nova of Casa

The suave progeny of two mythological entities, a succubus and an incubus, Dinnee’s genetic makeup combines the best of his lineages – the consistently handsome features of the patriarchal line, as well the innate knowledge of the sacred feminine preserved in his maternal heritage. This potent blending of genes has resulted in a unique set of highly-honed abilities in the field of human persuasion. His ability to converse with certain beings at a more spiritual plane than others makes him a lethal yet delightfully charming distraction on the battleground. Add his hard-trained skills in the areas of boot-aiming and enforced lagging, and you’ll get a combination of intrigue and danger that no hero would enjoy going up against.

Range: 500 | Move Speed: 320 (450 in presence of female heroes) | Primary: AGI
Str: 20 + 2 | Agi: 50 + 6 | Int: 18+ 3
Damage: 70 – 80 | HP: 500 | Mana: 150
HP Regen: 3.0 | Mana Regen: 2 | Attack Speed: 7.86 (+18% IAS) | Armor: 6.2

Hurl Boot (B)
In the midst of battle, should you see Dinnee pause to rip his footwear off his err… foot, run as far as you can, for his accurate aiming is sure to strike fear, and usually pain, into the hearts of his targets.
Causes knockback with distance of 10 if target is male.
Level 1 - Damages target for 70 health, and stuns for 0.5 seconds.
Level 2 - Damages target for 85 health, and stuns for 1.0 seconds. 20% chance to do 100 critical damage to heroes.
Level 3 - Damages target for 100 health, and stuns for 1.5 seconds. 50% chance to do 200 critical damage to male heroes.
Level 4 - Damages target for 120 health, and stuns for 2.0 seconds. 80% chance to do 300 critical damage to male heroes.
Mana Cost: 80/100/120/150
Cooldown: 20/15/10/10

Laghack (C)
Dinnee’s special genes allow him to tap into the great ocean beyond the tangible mortal plane known as the Inter Net, to the point of reaching into an enemy hero’s personal domain, and tweaking his connection settings such that the opponent’s consciousness phases out of reality for a set period of time.
Level 1 - Causes opponent to become stunned for 5 seconds.
Level 2 - Causes opponent to become stunned for 20 seconds.
Level 3 - Causes opponent to leave the game.
Level 4 - Causes a General Protection Fault on the opponent’s OS. Especially effective against heroes running on Windows.
Mana Cost: 80/100/800/1300
Cooldown: 25/60/450/900

Summon Minion (F)
The ability to entice and beguile others is truly tested by a victim’s willingness to follow instructions, even unto death. A trivial matter, of course, for Dinnee.
Level 1 - Summons a weak Misty Elemental and Ka-Kunna Monster. [200 hit points each]
Level 2 - Summons a Misty Elemental and Ka-Kunna Monster. [300 hit points each]
Level 3 – Summons a strong Misty Elemental and Ka-Kunna Monster. [400 hit points each]
Level 4 – Summons a powerful Misty Elemental and Ka-Kunna Monster. [500 hit points each]
Mana Cost: 125/145/155/165
Cooldown: 120/135/150/

Casa’s Nova (V)
Drawing upon the ancestral powers that endowed him, Dinnee is able to release his aura in a ring of concentrated energy that binds enemy heroes to his beck and call for a short period of time. The length of the binding period depends on the opponent’s… characteristics, features and of course, gender.
Does not work on male heroes
Level 1 - Seizes control of a hero for 6 seconds, or until a male hero enters into range.
Level 2 - Seizes control of a hero for 15 seconds
Level 3 - Seizes control of a hero permanently
Mana Cost: 200/300/600
Cooldown: 80/80/1200

*Needs ideas to carry on*
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! And ENJOY THE RUN :)